Monday, 4 March 2013

Justified: "Outlaw"






Raylan Givens, you are one hell of an enigma brother. When will you get tired of this shit and just say fuck it and stop? You have lost a woman you loved more than you care to recognize (twice), you have lost the opportunity to have a full part of your childs life (that could change), you look like shit right now with the shaggy hair and the dirty clothes, you are broke, you are living on top of a bar, your career is in the shit (or it will be when people find out that you have been moonlighting as a bounty hunter), you lost the one person you considered a parent (RIP Helen) and now you have lost the bastard you called dad.

Ah yes, Daddy dearest, if there ever was a piece of shit that deserved to be put down, that would be Arlo Givens. A man who lost any love he may have had for you (if he ever did) when he first tried to bargain you off to Bo Crowder and then tried to kill you because he saw a hat and thought it was you. That he never got to tell you anything warm or fatherly in his dying moments is just something that must stick right in your back, huh?

So yes, yes, yes...I fully understood that moment you had at the elevator bother. A moment where you realised that you are tired of this, you are not happy and you just cannot give a shit anymore. But again I ask, why not just say fuck it and stop?

If I were you, I would just let Boyd and the rest of them kill each other; Let Duffy kill Boyd, let Boyd kill Jonny or the rich or detroil. Let detroit kill Duffy, let the mexican cartel kill everyone else, let all the mother fucking hillbilly people gun each other down in a western style draw.

This where we are heading right? Who gives a shit about Drew Thompson? I certainly do not.

Grade A


Archer 4.07: Live and Let Dine



Are we now supposed to start feeling sorry for Sterling Mallory Archer this season? Are we supposed to see that he has no friends, not much of a family, obvious daddy issues, obvious mommy issues, and now no prospects of getting a job that he feels gives him a sense of purpose and reward because his mommy said that he will most likely get murdered or raped?

REALLY?

Yeah, that sounds about right, does it not? This season is starting to really put a focus on Mallory's soul as the axis of evil. She accepts the most shady jobs from the most shady people, she has put all the ISIS crew through a ton of shit (lack of pay, awful working conditions, you name it she has done it....), she has made Archer's life a living hell and now for the upteenth time she has created a fake crisis just to get into somewhere exclusive (blimps anyone?).

The fact that Archer is a womanising alcoholic with no sense of limits, he never really stood a chance of being normal. I feel for him, I really do.

This episode was fantastic, Bourdan was just a wonder with all his zingers. I could not stop laughing at all the stuff that a normal reality show would put in, ARCHER put in too, but they went way over the top! The restaurant being exclusive to everyone but the rich and famous was classic pretentious bullshit that would happen in the real world. It kind of reminded me of the episode where Niles and Frasier opened their own restaurant, as the dad said, why not get gunman on the roof to keep everyone out! lol.

ABBAB...Always be belittleing and berating (I think)...right on! I know some fans are really down on the weapons inventory guy and Ron Epic Cadillac but I was happy to see them back. I loved the way the gun dude climaxed (voice wise) and said thank you, brilliant.

So Katya and Barry were the ones behind all of the shit to make ISIS look bad? Good to know! Do not give a shit right now!

There was so much goodness that I do not have time to go into, but if you guys wanna try then go ahead, I will check in every now and again to add shit in the comments. For now though, you guys give it a go.

As I said, this is what you will get going forward, simple and to the point shit that I never spell check or grammar check because this is free.

Grade: A

That will be a big fucking 10/4 peeps!

Have a good week and look out for my Justified posts soon! Woo Hoo!